>Federal Aviation Administration
>800 Independence Avenue S.W.
>Washington D.C. 20591
>
>Dear Sirs:
>
>I have the solution for the prevention of hijacking, and at the same time
>getting our airline industry back on its feet.
>
>Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women, we
>should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.
>
>Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked
>woman, and of course, every businessman and some politicians ;-) in this
>country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman.
>
>We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record
>sales.
>
>Now why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
>myself?
>
>Sincerely,
>
>Bill Clinton