Saddam's phone call to Bush on September 11, 2001
Saddam: "President Bush, I would like to express my condolences to you. It
is a real tragedy - so many people, such great buildings. I want to
assure you we had nothing to do with that - it was not us."
Bush: "What? - What buildings? What people?"
Saddam: "Ummm...what time is it in America now?"
Bush: "It's 8:00 in the morning."
Saddam: "Ooops... Sorry I'll call you again in an hour. Bye."