Spent four days in Sears looking for wheels for a miscarriage?
Took his expectant wife to the grocery store because they had free
delivery?
Took a roll of toilet paper to a crap game?
Put iodine on his paycheck because he got a cut in pay?
Was so lazy he married a pregnant woman?
Thought asphalt was rectum trouble?
Wouldn't go out with his wife because he heard she was married?
Thought his typewriter was pregnant because it missed a period?
Thought "no kidding" meant birth control?
Studied for five days to take a urine test?
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...