Drinkwiski is working at the lumberyard pushing a tree through the buzz
saw when he accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to
the emergency room. The doctor takes a look and goes, "Yuck! Well, give
me the fingers and I'll see what I can do." Drinkwiski says, "I haven't
got the fingers. "
The doctor says, "What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? Its 1993!
We've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques! We could
have put them back on and made you like new! WHY didnt you bring the
fingers???"
Drinkwiski says, "Well, geez doc, I couldnt pick 'em up."
