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  "Benny,I will send you the girl of your dreams- My only command to you is that you grow a long beard,and never shave it off&quo...
• Benny, a first grader, was walking home from school when he saw a blinding flash of light and a puff of smoke
  in front of him stood his Fairy Godmother. She said, "I've come to grant you one wish and one wish only, what will it be?...
• There once was a guy named Benny. He was sitting in the bleachers at Fenway one day when Wade Boggs hit a homerun.
  He told the guy next to him, Eddie, that he knew everyone....
• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
• Wit And Wisdom Of Benny Hill
• as Benny Hill once said: "Did you ever notice that everyone in favor of birth control has already been born?
• Back when I was in high school a friend of mine, Robe
  hurt his back while rolling his car and had to wear a plaster cast around his torso, from just under his armpits to a few inches below the navel....
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
• At the other end of the vegetable patch was a row of cabbage
  one was bored with life as a cabbage and when his fairy godmother appeared to grant a wish, he asked to become a knight in shining armor....