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  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
• In the mid-sixties, there was a hippy named Benny in San Francisco.
  Benny was real hip, but he just couldn't grow a beard like the rest of the flower child guys in Haight-Ashbury (Hashbury)....
• Benny, a first grader, was walking home from school when he saw a blinding flash of light and a puff of smoke
  in front of him stood his Fairy Godmother. She said, "I've come to grant you one wish and one wish only, what will it be?...
• There once was a guy named Benny. He was sitting in the bleachers at Fenway one day when Wade Boggs hit a homerun.
  He told the guy next to him, Eddie, that he knew everyone....
• Wit And Wisdom Of Benny Hill
• as Benny Hill once said: "Did you ever notice that everyone in favor of birth control has already been born?
• wo guys walk into a bar - one is very handsome, and obviously quite well off
  he other is loud, obnoxious and a general jerk to everyone he encounters....
• Farmer Brown got an irate call one night from Farmer Jones.
  "Brown, your boy has been up here pissing in the snow!...
• quot;Listen, sugar" she whispered back, there ain't nothing in the whole wide world could wake him up now.
  " "I can't believe that," Charlie said....