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• In the mid-sixties, there was a hippy named Benny in San Francisco.
  Benny was real hip, but he just couldn't grow a beard like the rest of the flower child guys in Haight-Ashbury (Hashbury)....
• Benny, a first grader, was walking home from school when he saw a blinding flash of light and a puff of smoke
  in front of him stood his Fairy Godmother. She said, "I've come to grant you one wish and one wish only, what will it be?...
• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
• Benny was very lonely.One day a Genie appeared to him and said
  "Benny,I will send you the girl of your dreams- My only command to you is that you grow a long beard,and never shave it off&quo...
• Wit And Wisdom Of Benny Hill
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• as Benny Hill once said: "Did you ever notice that everyone in favor of birth control has already been born?
• Little Eddie was bent over his desk when the teacher came up and asked him, &quo
  Eddie, what are you doing?" Eddie said, "I'm drawing a picture of God.&quo...
• What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
  ( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....