...in your spicerack? HERB
...in a men's room? JOHN
...in a British restroom? LOU
...in a bank vault? RICH
...in a porn flick? DICK
...in a sound system? MIKE
...trying to swim? BOB
...in a sandwich? REUBEN
...propping up a car? JACK
...being climbed on? JIM
...run over by a train? BART
...in a flowerbed? BUD or PETE
...removed from the White House? COLIN
...put through a meat grinder? CHUCK
...being torched to death? BERNIE
...in your gas tank? PHIL
...under a steamroller? LANE
...in your drums? TOM
...under a train? SPIKE
...in a lettuce farm? MANUEL
...stuffed in a carryall? PACO
...drowning in the lake? GIL
...on your barbecue? FRANK
...starving to death? LES
...being cooked by cannibals? STU
...in a hayloft? BARNEY
...being stoned to death? ROCKY
...in a chicken coop? HENRY
...on a French farm? HECTOR
...dying of cancer? KENT
...in a pile of leaves? RUSSELL
What do you call a girl with no arms or legs...
...on your barbecue? PATTY
...in a sugar vat? CANDY
...when she's your sister's kid? DENISE
...in a sewer? FLO
...eaten by a Gila Monster? LIZ
...being shot out of a cannon? AMY
...being stoned for immorality? CYN
...stuck on a wall? PEG
...in a backpack? CARRIE
...in a shotgun wedding? MARY
...being screwed by a horse? MARE
...caught by a trawler? ANNETTE
...ensnared in a lawsuit? SUE
...trying to figure how she got that way? WANDA
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
