On Second Thought
A blind guy on a barstool shouts to the bartender "Wanna hear a blonde
joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you
should know something. The bartender and the bouncer are both blondes. I'm a
6' tall, 200 LB black belt. The guy sitting next to me is a 6'2, 225 LB.
rugby player. The guy to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler.
Each one of us is also blonde. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
