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A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unmanned, he called a rabbi friend up and asked him to cover for him.
The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to...
You know you're a redneck if your sister stands you up for a date to go out with your Dad!
Pointing to the bear rug on his den floor, a hunter told a friend, "I got this one in Canada.
It was either him or me." The friend said, "Well, he makes a better rug!...
Four Indian chiefs went into a restaurant for a bite.
The maitre d' asked, "Do you have a reservation?...
CHURCH BLOOPERS: Wednesday at 7:30 there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club.
All wishing to become Little Mothers, please meet with the minister in his study....
There's this guy in a bar that's saying he knows everybody, and will bet anybody on it.
So this guy walks up and says, "I bet you don't know Burt Rynolds....
A rancher owned 900 cows and three bulls. The biggest bull had 500 cows, the middle bull 300 and the smallest had 100.
One day they overheard the rancher talking about getting a new bull. The bigge...
During the 7-day Arab-Israeli war, the opposing armies were camped extremely close to one another on the first night of the war.
One Israeli yelled out: "Hey Abdul, are you there?" On the Arab side...
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" "Oh dear, now the chef has no meat to put in your entree!
"You mean that you didn't order the Chef's Surprise soup, sir?...
THE BELCHING DRAGON RESTAURANT MENU ***** 50 Lbs Rice With Every Order Free can soda with orders over $
100. Chinese Food To Eat In Or Take Out Soups Dropped Egg Soup.............

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