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Heard Last Weekend At Palo Alto While I Was Inbound From Leslie Sal
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Heard last weekend at Palo Alto while I was inbound from Leslie Salt:
PAO Twr: "Mooney 23D, traffic is a Cherokee just entering downwind from
the left 45."
Mooney 23D: "Uhhh, tower, 23D...only traffic I see is a Cessna."
Pause...
PAO Twr: "Mooney 23D, follow your traffic directly ahead, an, um,
inverted Cherokee just abeam the numbers." :)
Related:
I was inbound from a nearby airport in a Tomahawk, while at the same time our other Tomahawk was inbound from the practice area.
We called up almost at the same time the same distance from the airport....
Leaving Palo Alto on Friday. A Citabria had just landed
PAO: 85 Uniform, Taxi to position and hold. Me...
Direct from the ABS convention at IWS (West Houston, TX)
On arrival day for the ABS convention, an FAA Flight Check aircraft showed up to flight check the instrument approaches at IWS....
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor?
------------------------------------------------ November 22, 1996 - Any More Complaints?...
This CFI and his Student are holding on the runway for departing cross traffic when suddenly a deer runs out of the nearby wood
ops in the middle of the runway, and just stands there looking at them....
I was transitioning through the Lawrence (LWM) area the other day
when I heard a new-sounding student call up, inbound for a landing, with his instructor sitting next to him, shouting prompts in the background over the engine noise....
THE CAT & DUCK METHOD OF IFR FLYING: Today's flight age is an era highlighted with increasing emphasis on safety.
Instrumentation in the cockpit and in the traffic control tower has reached new peaks of electronic perfection to assist the pilot during take-offs , flight , and landings....
Airborne Humor *** Any More Complaints? *** The controller working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a 360 (do a complete circle, usually done to provide spacing between aircraft).
The pilot of the 727 complained, "Do you know it costs us two thousand dollars to make a 360 in this airplane?...
Tower: Hotel-1, cleared to hover taxi, stay clear of Runway 16, Cessna in the pattern doing touch and go's.
Me: Cessna 123, downwind for 16. H-1: Uh, Tower, could we get some progressive taxi instructions?...