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  On arrival day for the ABS convention, an FAA Flight Check aircraft showed up to flight check the instrument approaches at IWS....
• This is McCarren International departure information Delta.
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• Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor?
  ------------------------------------------------ November 22, 1996 - Any More Complaints?...
• Airplane Humor Here are some actual humorous statements by several airline flights crews.
  Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" a bit more entertaining....
• On my first solo cross country, I was flying north through the San Fernando valley and trying to keep track of traffic callouts.
  Apparently there was a controller with a similar problem....
• THE CAT & DUCK METHOD OF IFR FLYING: Today's flight age is an era highlighted with increasing emphasis on safety.
  Instrumentation in the cockpit and in the traffic control tower has reached new peaks of electronic perfection to assist the pilot during take-offs , flight , and landings....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
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• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• Hilarious Flight Information from the Airline Employees Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.
  Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported...