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• The Beer Prayer Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink, Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as I am in the tavern.
  Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us, and lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers, For thine is the beer, The bitter and the lager, Forever and ever, Barmen....
• This one is entirely my fault. The Republican Prayer --------------------- Our Gipper, who art in Washington, Ronald be Thy name.
  Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done, In Heaven as it has on Earth....
• Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the same time.
  Try to wait. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flag...
• PRAYERS AROUND THE ZODIAC ARIES Dear God, please give me patience.
  .. and could you do it right now? TAURUS Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick....
• Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor?
  ------------------------------------------------ November 22, 1996 - Any More Complaints?...
• Airborne Humor *** Any More Complaints? *** The controller working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a 360 (do a complete circle, usually done to provide spacing between aircraft).
  The pilot of the 727 complained, "Do you know it costs us two thousand dollars to make a 360 in this airplane?...
• KFC and the Pope After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor.
  The Pope says, "What can I do?" The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'....
• We are the people our parents warned us about.