Our Gipper, who art in Washington,
Ronald be Thy name.
Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done,
In Heaven as it has on Earth.
Give us this day our Contra Aid,
And forget Ollie's trespasses,
As we forgive those you trespassed against us.
And lead us not into Taxation,
But deliver us from the Evil Empire.
For thine are the Deficit, and Star Wars, and George,
Four more years.
