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• Tower: Hotel-1, cleared to hover taxi, stay clear of Runway 16, Cessna in the pattern doing touch and go's.
  Me: Cessna 123, downwind for 16. H-1: Uh, Tower, could we get some progressive taxi instructions?...
• I was transitioning through the Lawrence (LWM) area the other day
  when I heard a new-sounding student call up, inbound for a landing, with his instructor sitting next to him, shouting prompts in the background over the engine noise....
• This CFI and his Student are holding on the runway for departing cross traffic when suddenly a deer runs out of the nearby wood
  ops in the middle of the runway, and just stands there looking at them....
• I heard this exchange when flying to Lancaster, PA yesterday
  LNS tower: "Cessna 1234X, report three mile final....
• 1) (Heard on the radio - _really_) Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.
  Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!...
• Tower: "Aircraft on final, go around, aircraft on runway.
  Solo Student Pilot: "Roger" (Continues descent....
• This is from when my wife was a student pilot returning to HYA from the practice area
  7MA: Cessna 187MA is 5 NE, landing, with the numbers....
• This was at SBN (South Bend, Indiana); I was getting ready to depart IFR for Oshkosh in a Cessna Cardinal RG.
  Me: Oshkosh ground, Cessna 1546 Hotel at the ramp, taxi IFR Oshkosh....
• Tower: "12345, are you a Cessna?" 12345: "No....I am a male hispanic.