Related:

• I was transitioning through the Lawrence (LWM) area the other day
  when I heard a new-sounding student call up, inbound for a landing, with his instructor sitting next to him, shouting prompts in the background over the engine noise....
• A while ago while waiting to depart from Jeffco (Northwest Denver area airport) I heard
  An obvious student in a Cessna 152: AH Jeffco Tower this is ah Cessna XXXXX final for ah runway ah 11 ....
• Tower: Hotel-1, cleared to hover taxi, stay clear of Runway 16, Cessna in the pattern doing touch and go's.
  Me: Cessna 123, downwind for 16. H-1: Uh, Tower, could we get some progressive taxi instructions?...
• 1) (Heard on the radio - _really_) Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.
  Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!...
• Tower: "12345, are you a Cessna?" 12345: "No....I am a male hispanic.
• This is from when my wife was a student pilot returning to HYA from the practice area
  7MA: Cessna 187MA is 5 NE, landing, with the numbers....
• Heard at the Oakland, Ca airport: Pilot: Oakland Ground, Cessna 1234 at Sierra Academy, Taxi, Destination Stockton.
  Ground: Cessna 1234, Taxi Approved, report leaving the airport....
• This CFI and his Student are holding on the runway for departing cross traffic when suddenly a deer runs out of the nearby wood
  ops in the middle of the runway, and just stands there looking at them....
• Heard last weekend at Palo Alto while I was inbound from Leslie Sal
  PAO Twr: "Mooney 23D, traffic is a Cherokee just entering downwind from the left 45....