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• Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor?
  ------------------------------------------------ November 22, 1996 - Any More Complaints?...
• I've got this compilation of variations on the "My Dog's Got no Nose" joke, which I thought you might like to use in rec.
  humor.funny. I have read your list of submission guidelines, and I know that you don't like people to submit groups of jokes all at once, *but* ....
• Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Hilarious Flight Information from the Airline Employees Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.
  Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported...
• A plane is flying over the Atlantic Ocean as the pilot is finishing an announcement over the intercom.
  Putting the mike down he hits the off switch. Unknown to him the switch is malfunctioning and his conversation is broadcast into the passenger area....
• Rules Of The Air ** Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.
  ** If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger....
• A small, 14-seat plane is circling for a landing in Allentown.
  It's totally fogged in, zero visibility, and suddenly there's a small electrical fire in the cockpit which disables all of the instruments and the radio....
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....