A plane is flying over the Atlantic Ocean as the pilot is finishing an
announcement over the intercom. Putting the mike down he hits the
off switch. Unknown to him the switch is malfunctioning and his
conversation is broadcast into the passenger area.
"Take over for a while, Dave" the pilot says to his co-pilot, "I think
I'll go take a shit and then bang that new stewardess."
At this statement the passengers fly into a frenzy of conversation and
gossip. The stewardess is greatly embarrassed and can no longer stay
at her post, so she hurries towards the cockpit. But in her haste, she
trips and falls to her knees in the aisle.
She happens to land next to a sweet old lady who turns to help her up.
As she does so, the lady says sweetly:
"Don't rush dearie - he said he had to take a shit first."
