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• Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor?
  ------------------------------------------------ November 22, 1996 - Any More Complaints?...
• Pilot coming in with his buddy who had never flown before
  Pilot: This is 1234 Delta five miles north for landing with Mike....
• Airborne Humor *** Any More Complaints? *** The controller working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a 360 (do a complete circle, usually done to provide spacing between aircraft).
  The pilot of the 727 complained, "Do you know it costs us two thousand dollars to make a 360 in this airplane?...
• This CFI and his Student are holding on the runway for departing cross traffic when suddenly a deer runs out of the nearby wood
  ops in the middle of the runway, and just stands there looking at them....
• Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Tower: "12345, are you a Cessna?" 12345: "No....I am a male hispanic.
• 1) (Heard on the radio - _really_) Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.
  Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!...
• Here is a joke that I read in a cartoon in Air Force magazine a while back.
  I can only paraphrase and the animation is helpful too, bu...