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• What does a balloon and a virgin have in common? -One prick and its gone.
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
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• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
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  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
• Virginity is like a balloon: One prick and it's gone.
• Editors Note: Here it is folks, the oneliner file.
  Over the past year, I have received several short submissions that were mildly funny, but not quite good enough or topical enough to merit their own posting....