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OLD PROVERB: PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULDN'T.
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OLD PROVERB:
PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULDN'T.
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People who live in glass houses shouldn't.
People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.
A fool cannot peel an onion" -- Old Arabic Proverb
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Golfing and the Genie A couple were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with million-dollar houses.
On the third tee the husband said "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball....
People Who Should Be Phased Out (by George Carlin) ** Guy's who always harmonize the last few notes of "Happy Birthday.
** People over 40 who can't put on reading glasses without making self-conscious remarks about their advancing age....
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A: Electricity....
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The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else.
.. I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task....