LIGHT BULBS Q. How Many Zen Buddhists Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

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Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in.

Q. How many Psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Only one, but it must really want to be screwed in.

Q. How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None (I'll sit in the dark).

Q. How many yuppies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Yuppies screw in hot tubs, not light bulbs.

Q. How many psychologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. The light bulb did not want to change.

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