This Guy Gets His Penis Shot Off In Vietnam. One Day At Home He Is Reading The T.

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This guy gets his penis shot off in Vietnam. One day at home he
is reading the T.V. guide and sees an ad for a doctor that says he
can fix this.

When he gets to the doctor, he asks, "What do you use." The
doctor says, "Baby elephant trunks." So the guy decides to have
the surgery.

About six months go by and the guy finally gets the nerve up to
ask a lady out to dinner. As they are eating dinner, this thing
comes out from under the table, grabs a biscuit, and darts back
underneath the table.

The girl sees this and thinks to herself, "If that happens again,
I'm going to have to say something."

A few minutes later, this thing comes out from under the table and
grabs another biscuit.

The lady says, "Buddy, I don't know what that is, but, if it
happens again, I'm going to get mad!"

The guy says, "Your going to get mad. Hell, if that thing stuffs
another biscuit up my ass, I'm REALLY going to get mad!

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