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• Once upon a time, a bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods.
  The bear looked down at the rabbit and asked, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?...
• A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.
  The bear turns to the rabbit and asks conversationally...
• The bear and the rabbit were having a shit in the forest.
  The bear asks the rabbit: "Does shit ever stick to your fur?...
• Once upon a time there was a snake and a rabbit that bumped into each other in the woods.
  Both were blind. The snake started feeling the rabbit's fur and said, "You are nice and soft, so you must be a rabbit....
• A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.
  He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit....
• Dead rabbit I was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.
  I swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit....
• SCENE: It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter.
  Along comes a fox, out for a walk. FOX...
• From: eacj@batcomputer.UUCP (Julian Vrieslander) Subjec
  A parable for graduate students Date: 25 Jun 88 01...