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  Along came a rabbit. The rabbit asked, "Do you mind if I join you?...
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  The bear looked down at the rabbit and asked, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?...
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  The bear asks the rabbit: "Does shit ever stick to your fur?...
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  One day he escaped from his parents' home... Bounce Bounce Bounce....
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  Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: The tame (same) way....
• Running Bear finally woke up one morning to discover that he was a man.
  As such, he deduced, he would require a woman. So he trekked on over to the Medicine Man's teepee to requisition a woman....
• A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car.
  He later received in the mail a ticket for $40, and a photo of his car....