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• This bear was sitting on a log in the woods, taking a shit.
  Along came a rabbit. The rabbit asked, "Do you mind if I join you?...
• A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.
  The bear turns to the rabbit and asks conversationally...
• The bear and the rabbit were having a shit in the forest.
  The bear asks the rabbit: "Does shit ever stick to your fur?...
• Once upon a time there was a snake and a rabbit that bumped into each other in the woods.
  Both were blind. The snake started feeling the rabbit's fur and said, "You are nice and soft, so you must be a rabbit....
• Dead rabbit I was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.
  I swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit....
• A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.
  He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit....
• The 3 bears The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court.
  Momma and Poppa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with....
• An Avon lady was driving down the road, when she hit a bunny rabbit.
  She became absolutely horrified with the idea that she may have killed the rabbit....
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....