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  Such instances of faulty writ- ing serve to confirm that incompetency can be highly entertaining ....
• Terminator bumper sticker: I TIME TRAVEL NAKED.
• ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE.
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• Real Answers to Driving School questions... Q. Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
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• Many have experienced the confusion of traffic accidents and have had to summerize correctly what happened in a few words or less on insurance or accident forms.
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• ObJoke: This guy goes to Texas on vacation. (No, that's not the punchline.
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