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• What did Gary Hart say to Donna Rice the day after the election?
  "I said LICK THE ERECTION, not WRECK THE ELECTION !!...
• How did Donna Rice vote in the '88 election? Undecided.
  She couldn't decide whether to give her heart to Bush, or give her bush to Hart..........
• If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.
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• A state primary election is coming up in our area and we've decided not to vote for any candidate who knocks on our door or calls while we're watching the Olympics.
• Another tip for voters as the election approaches: Don't vote for any candidate who, when he came to your door to campaign, set off your burglar alarm.
• Two friends are discussing politics on Election Day, each trying to no avail to convince the other to switch sides.
  Finally, one says to the other: ``Look, it's clear that we are unalterably opposed on every political issue....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Florida Kicked Out of the U.S. WASHINGTON D.C. - Following an emergency meeting Tuesday morning, Congress unanimously voted to excise Florida from the United States of America.
  The move was a reaction to the confusion and irregularities in the state's voting numbers that have totally disrupted the 2000 Presidential election....