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This Guy's Sister Wus Soooo Ugly... Well, How Ugly Wuz She?
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This guy's sister wus soooo ugly...
Well, how ugly wuz she?
She wuz soooo ugly even the tide wouldn't take her out.
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How do you tell someone that they are really ugly? You are so ugly the tide won't go out with you.
She was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...
She was so fat and ugly that she got on the scale and a card came out reading, "One at a time!
She was so ugly that I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.
TOP 25 COUNTRY SONGS 25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure....
Hear about the girl who had tits on her back? She was ugly to look at, but a whole lot of fun to dance with.
Gladys: so ugly she had 11-foot pole marks all ove
HOW FAT WAS SHE????? 1) She was so fat that I had to run her down 'cause I didn't think I had enough gas to drive around her.
2) She was so fat, we would take her to MacDonalds to watch the numbers change....
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....