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  She wuz soooo ugly even the tide wouldn't take her out....
• How can you tell when a WASP bride is ugly? Everyone has lined up to kiss the caterer.
• You're ugly but you intrigue me.
• Q: How can you tell when your girlfriend is ugly? A
  When she's having an artificial insemination, and the syringe goes limp!...
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• You were so ugly as a kid that, on Halloween, your mother put peanut butter around your lips and sent you out as an asshole!
• You were so ugly as kid that on Halloween you're mother put peanut butter around your lips and sent you out as an asshole .
  .....
• Q: What is COYOTE UGLY? A: When you wake up with your arms around someone sooooooooo ugly, that you chew your arm off, rather than risk waking her up.
• You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor turned you over and thought he had twins.
  "You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor spanked your mom." ==...