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These Two Aggies Were Standing On A Corner Next To An Old Stray Dog.
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These two Aggies were standing on a corner next to an old stray
dog. All of a sudden, the dog started licking his balls.
One Aggie looked down and said, "Boy, I sure wish I could do
that."
The other Aggie leaned around and said, "Go ahead, he looks
friendly..."
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