There was this guy who got a job selling toothbrushes. He set up
his booth on a street corner, and the first week he sold 10
toothbrushes.
The boss told him, "Look. 10 is pretty good, but if you want to
keep your job, you had better do better than that." He said he
would try, and left.
The next week, the boss asked him how many he had sold, and he
replied, "100." "100!?!" exclaimed the boss. "How did you do
that?"
"Well, it was simple," he replied. "I just set up a booth with some
nacho chips and a big bowl of dip and a sign that said 'free chips
and dip'. People would walk up, get a chip and dip, and eat it.
They would say 'This dip tastes like shit!' and I would say 'It is!
Wanna buy a toothbrush?'"
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
