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• Contributed by Steve Kufer, who attended the event.
  Here are highlights from Comedy Celebration Day on July 31, 1988 in San Francisco....
• Facts About Women ** Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
  ** Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out....
• What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
  ( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
• What Computer Virus Do You Have? Beware of the following computer Viruses.
  .. Federal Bureaucrat Virus - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which do practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer....
• George Burns is a guest on the Oprah Winfrey Show. Oprah
  George, you're around 90 years old, and you still have women hanging all over you....
• 100 reasons why it's great to be a girl 1. free dinners 2.
  free lunches 3. free brunches 4. free movies (you get the point) 5....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!
  ) Monday ------ 8:05am User called to say they forgot password....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....