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From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988
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From: gaynor@aramis.rutgers.edu.UUCP (Silver)
Subject: Re: PC Flame from unix-pc.test
Keywords: original, funny
Date: 10 Aug 88 03:30:02 GMT

[ I got this as somebody's list of reactions to the rejection note they
were sent on a submission. The rejection reaction was funnier than the
joke. This is parodied on the Roxanne list. ]

(Ok...)

Inflamed: What?!? You didn't think it was funny? Where did you get your sense
of humor, an Acme correspondence course? What do I have to do to get
something funny posted around here? Blow half of the backbone SAs
for my OWN newsgroup, like you?

Bribery: Ok, how about five bucks?

Polite: I wasn't sure if you wanted to handle it, but I wanted to make sure you
had the opportunity.

Defensive: Hey, *I* didn't write it.

Sly: Just testing. You pass.

[Remaining 19 not included because I'm not as funny as Cyrano/Martin.]

No? I know, I know, "Keep trying.".
Regards, [Ag] gaynor@rutgers.edu

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