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From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988
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From: fbaube@note.nsf.gov
Subject: We stand on guard for thee...
Keywords: funny, topical
Date: 30 Aug 88 03:30:03 GMT

Relayed by: Walid


Why did the chicken cross the road?

...to get to the National Guard.


(And, from Jay Leno)

"I was just back in the newsroom there - saw
Pat Robertson and Dan Quayle swapping war stories."

What do Guardsmen actually do ? "You just kind of sit around
waiting for something to happen. If that isn't training for the
vice-presidency - I don't know what is." .. "A lot of people just
feel he's too inexperienced for a do-nothing job."

And, Quayle has two things that Bentsen lacks -
"A blow-drier and a pulse".

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