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• God created women because sheep can't cook.
• A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were travelling through Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train.
  "Aha," says the engineer, "I see that Scottish sheep are black....
• A computer scientist, mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were travelling through Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train.
  "Aha," says the engineer, "I see that Scottish sheep are black....
• This guy walks up to a sheepherder, and says "I bet you one of your sheep that I can guess how many sheep you have in your flock".
  SHEEPHERDER: No way I have too many. You have a bet....
• Why did God invent women? Sheep can't cook......
• Q: Why did God make women? A: Because sheep can't cook.
• Why did God create women ? Because sheep can't type.
• Why did God create women ? To give the sheep a rest.