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Prior To The World Championships In Rome, Ben Johnson Was Asked Whether He Would Prefer A Gold Medal Or A World Record.
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Prior to the World Championships in Rome, Ben Johnson was asked whether
he would prefer a gold medal or a world record. He said that he would
prefer a gold medal because "no one can ever take it away from me."
Jeff Salowe
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