Related:

• Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C.": "If man evolved from the ape, how come there are still apes around?
  Some of them were given choices....
• ObJoke: This guy goes to Texas on vacation. (No, that's not the punchline.
  ) When he's ready to leave the airport, he hails a cab, but a stretch limo pulls up....
• Some simple truths of life by George Carlin... 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
  2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• Q: How come no one ever came up with any jokes about the Jonestown incident?
  A: The punchlines were too long....
• For the duration of this war may I make a small suggestion?
  Henceforth ALL ethnic jokes shall have Iraqi substituted for Mexican, Jew, black, Irishman, etc....
• Reminds me of another story. A black man and a white man were discussing God.
  The white man was certain that God was white, and the black man equally sure that he was black....
• Q: Why were there only 5000 Mexicans at the Alamo? A
  Thats all that they could fit in the back of the pick-up truck....