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From akm@mentor.cc.purdue.edu Tue Nov 8 21:30:08 1988
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From: akm@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Raffie Tordil)
Subject: Birthday Gift
Keywords: smirk
Date: 9 Nov 88 03:30:08 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart and after
careful consideration, he decided to buy her a pair of gloves.
Accompanied by his sister, he went to a women's wear shop and bought a
pair of expensive gloves. Meanwhile, his sister bought a pair of panties.
In the delivery, the packages got mixed up; his sister got the gloves and
he got the panties. Without checking the contents of the package, he sent
it to his sweetheart with the following note:
Dearest One,
This little gift is to show you I have not forgotten your birthday. I
chose them because I noticed you were not in the habit of wearing any
when you went out in the evenings. I it hadn't been for my sister, who
was with me when I bought them, I would have picked out long ones with
buttons, but she said the latest style is to wear them unbuttoned, and
hanging down. I had her try them on for me and she looked very smart in
them.
How I wish I could put them on for you the first time, but no doubt
many other hands will touch them before I have a chance. I did not know
what size to get, yet I should be capable of judging better than anyone
else. When you take them off, blow in them as they will be a little damp
from wearing them. Be sure to keep them on while cleaning them; otherwise
they will shrink.
With my fondest love,
P.S. Just think of the number of times I will kiss the back of them in
the coming year.
