From srt@aerospace.aero.org Sat Jan 21 02:20:18 1989
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From: srt@aerospace.aero.org
Subject: Top Ten Earthquake Lines
Keywords: original, topical, chuckle, gross
Date: 21 Jan 89 08:20:18 GMT
[On the 18th, Southern California was rocked with an earthquake that
registered 5.0 on the Richter Scale.]
Top Ten Lines Associated With Last Night's Earthquake
10. Was it good for you?
9. I guess Oprah's off her diet.
8. What's that Scotsman doing in that alley?
7. Oh no, not *another* Apocalypse.
6. I told you that was Mary Lou Retton.
5. Whoa! Who dropped the soap?
4. Jesus Christ, is that a body? That's Jimmy Hoffa!
3. The King *is* alive.
2. It is I, *System Administrator Man*!
And the Number One Line heard during last night's earthquake:
Martin Hanley (mph@praxis.co.uk)
Administrative note
"All about Baseball" is reportedly just a slightly modified version
of an original piece about Cricket, from the Marybourne Cricket Club
From wang@brauer....