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On The 18th, Southern California Was Rocked With An Earthquake That Registered 5.
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[On the 18th, Southern California was rocked with an earthquake that
registered 5.0 on the Richter Scale.]
Top Ten Lines Associated With Last Night's Earthquake
10. Was it good for you?
9. I guess Oprah's off her diet.
8. What's that Scotsman doing in that alley?
7. Oh no, not *another* Apocalypse.
6. I told you that was Mary Lou Retton.
5. Whoa! Who dropped the soap?
4. Jesus Christ, is that a body? That's Jimmy Hoffa!
3. The King *is* alive.
2. It is I, *System Administrator Man*!
And the Number One Line heard during last night's earthquake:
1. Did you fart?
-- Scott Turner
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