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I had a similar experience while working as a student operator at Michigan Tech.
One particularly trying afternoon, the computer was merrily crashing for a number of reasons....
I work for University Computing Services answering questions about any and all aspects of computing here, and as a result I run into some truly astonishing mental densities.
.. A few excerpts from...
Overheard in a student computer lab: Client (raising hand and waving frantically)
The computer says 'Enter your name and press RETURN....
Another friend of mine in a similar situation reports having a student in the lab one day, who had to abort out of the SET PASSWORD sequence because he couldn't think of a six-letter word.
ed Looks like this was collected from the various discussions of this in comp.
misc a long while ago....
An end-user hotline received a call about a bad software disk.
They asked the customer to make a copy of the disk and mail it in to the hotline....
A Computer Operator says as she is lifting an RP06 disk pack from the drive
"Gee, how much does one of these weigh?" Me: "It depends on how much data is on the disk....
I had a similar experience while working as a student operator at Michigan Tech.
One particularly trying afternoon, the computer was merrily crashing for a number of reasons....
I work for University Computing Services answering questions about any and all aspects of computing here, and as a result I run into some truly astonishing mental densities.
.. A few excerpts from...
Overheard in a student computer lab: Client (raising hand and waving frantically)
The computer says 'Enter your name and press RETURN....

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