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• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
  How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
• Q: Why did the Italian staple his nuts together? A: "If you can't lick 'em, join 'em
• You send `em to school ... they eat the books.
• I Like 'em Dead I was just 13 when my mommy caught me French-kissing a cadaver in my bed.
  She said, "Son, how could you do this?" And I said "Mom, I like 'em dead....
• Ok, then there's another song, then it comes back with just acoustic guitar and about 7,000,000 people singing.
  .. I Like 'em Dead (reprise) (He likes 'em dead) You kill 'em I'll grill 'em (He likes 'em dead) You hang 'em I'll bang 'em (He likes 'em dead) You impale 'em I'll nail 'em You can bet as long as I'm around You'll never bury a virgin in the ground....
• You bust 'em & cuff 'em and we stuff 'em and keep 'em!!
• Q: How many Mexicans does it take to grease a car? A: One if you hit 'em right.
• How is a Mexican like a cue ball? The harder you hit 'em, the more English they pick up.