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• How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
• How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....
• How many Bard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--but she'll only do it if it's an alternative light bulb....
• How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience....
• How many Reed students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--and she doesn't even need a ladder because she has platform Birkenstocks....
• How many Sarah Lawrence students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Five--One to change the bulb and four to do an interpretive dance about it....
• How many Middlebury students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J....
• How many Allegheny students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Six--one to change the lightbulb and five to explain where the hell Allegheny College is....
• How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician....