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• How many Mount Holyoke students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--she calls a Smithie to do it....
• How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
• How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....
• How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience....
• How many Smith students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--all you need is one hot woman and you'll never have a heterosexual lightbulb again....
• How many Middlebury students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J....
• How many Allegheny students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Six--one to change the lightbulb and five to explain where the hell Allegheny College is....
• How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician....
• How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Only one, but he gets six credits for it....