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• beep, beep, beep> The number you have reached, Seven.
  Six. Seven. One. Two. Three. Four. [Use your number here....
• Hi, you have reached .... Please leave your name, phone number and a message and if we like it we will return your call".
• he quiet, eerie vocal part of 'hello, earth' by kate bush] (after about 30 seconds)
  hello. you have reached xxx-xxxx. we can't come to the phone right now because we're at vespers....
• The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please, rotate your phone by 90 degrees and try again...
• The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages "Hi!
  I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am....
• The number you have reached is not in service !
• Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
  If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you....
• b.g. music is frantic, violin oriented] "hello.
  you have reached xxx-xxxx. we are currently unable to answer because we are either chasing, or being chased by, bats....