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The Number You Have Dialed Is Imaginary. Please, Rotate Your Phone By 90 Degrees And Try Again...
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"The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please, rotate your phone by 90 degrees and try again..."
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We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
In a vaguely phoneco-operator voice: "I'm sorry, you have reached an imaginary number.
Would you please rotate your telephone by ninety degrees and try your call again....
The number you've dialed is purely imaginary, multiply by i and dial again!
You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
Hi, you have reached .... Please leave your name, phone number and a message and if we like it we will return your call".
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland.
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a collision....
Ring, Ring: The number you have xxx-xxxx (your number) has been changed, the new number is xxx-xxxx (again, your number).
CULATA!...
The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade, and the secret password.