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  ** Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I Love You"....
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  Hayakawa, the Republican senator from California, announced in May that the best way to solve the enery problem is to let the price of gas go up as high as possible so that poor people can no longer drive....
• A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car At a recent computer expo (Comdex)
  Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $...
• If men had it their way: Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
  Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you....
• If Men Really Ruled The World... · Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
  · Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you....
• Computer Geeks Unite! ..Are you STILL a computer geek?
  Ok, so you lucked out last time - you were about as socially adjusted as a onion and jelly sandwhich, BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE CHANGED!...
• Ken's Letter To Santa: Dear Santa, It has come to my attention that one of my colleagues has petitioned you for changes in her contract, specifically asking for anatomical and career changes.
  In addition, it is my understanding that disparaging remarks were made about me, my sexuality, and some of my fashion choices....
• Some Thoughts ** Vanity Plates seen on a Mercedes Benz in California .
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