Elephant

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What kind of elephants live at the North Pole? Cold ones.
What is convenient and weighs 20,000 pounds? An elephant six-pack.
What's the difference between an Indian elephant and an African elephant?
About three thousand mile...
What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
You can't make a paper airplane out of an elephant....
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Big holes all over Australia.
Why do elephants have cracks between their toes? For carrying their library cards.
What is grey, has large wings, a long nose, and gives money to elephants? The Tusk Fairy.
Where do elephants with skincare problems go? Pachydermatologists.
Why didn't the elephant cross the street? Because it saw the zebra crossing.
What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a herd of stampeding elephants?
Flatman and Ribbon....

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