Elephant

Elephant

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What was the elephant doing on the motorway? About 5 mph.
What do you give a seasick elephant? Lots of room.
How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant if you're color blind?
Dance on it for a while. If you don't get any wine, it's an elephant....
What do you get if you take an elephant into the city? Free parking.
What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? Optimistic!
What do you get if you take an elephant into work? Sole use of the elevator.
Why do elephants wear sandals? So they don't sink into the sand.
Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant? A: With a blue elephants gun, of course!
Q: How do you shoot a red elephant? A: Hold his nose until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephants gun!
Q: How do you shoot a green elephant? A: Tell him dirty jokes until he turns red, then hold his nose 'til he turns blue and then shoot him with a blue elephants gun!

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